She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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