So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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