remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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