Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize