If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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