i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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