Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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