there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I have fence marks all over my body
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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