Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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