Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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