Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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