dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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