so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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