You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
one two three fourrrrnication!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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