he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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