he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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