i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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