I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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