I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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