is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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