Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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