For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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