She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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