with your own penis?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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