Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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