i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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