It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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