if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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