I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
