You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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