So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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