when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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