i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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