I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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