Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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