My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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