so explain again why im purple
no
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
