its not stalking. its research.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
