can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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