My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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