dude i'm inner monologue high
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
