TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
