Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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