Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
