There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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