I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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