It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
did i walk over a car last night?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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