I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Randomize
