But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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