Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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