Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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