even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
As shirtless as possible
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
