Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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