Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
