wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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