Do vagina's smell?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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