WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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